baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.

Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."

by Grandsire May 4, 2020

pa-leave

To ask someone to Politely to leave or Please leave

Keith walks out of his room and says word of the day is pa-leave PLEASE LEAVE

by Baby Dru November 20, 2021

to leave church

to go to the bathroom to take a shit

I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!

by kurapikakafka May 6, 2021

Leave America

Leave America started as a joke between Harry Styles’ fans while they would perform. When it got to the lyric, fans would yell Leave America and Harry soon catches on and started listen for it.

Leave America, two kids follow her.

That’s the line…

by Landplays15 September 24, 2022

your dad didn't leave you

unrealistic

your dad didn't leave you
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by very cool swing set November 24, 2024

Leaving the dog out to dry

Leaving one's penis outside of the presumed atire, solo (a.k.a. sans balls).

Leaving the dog out to dry is a euphemism which can be defined as, leaving one's penis external from the assumed attire.

In context: *Dave exits the gentleman's bathroom, penis exposed from his Chino Shorts.

Rhonda: Leaving the dog out to dry, are we?

by Dave1256 March 7, 2024

I am leaving to get the milk

The last thing your father said before he left.

"I am leaving to get the milk." - Your father

Son, I am leaving to get the milk.

by whenimetyainthesuma July 24, 2022