Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.

Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023

The ticket

Being that guy. The ticket to get out of the mud. The golden ticket to success.

“Did you see Johnny got 3 d1 offers yesterday?”

“Yeah bro, he’s the ticket”

by Blart wit the shifts May 14, 2023

Exit Ticket

THE WORST FUCKING ASSIGNMENT A TEACHER COULD GIVE YOU JUST SO YOU CAN LEAVE HER DUMBASS CLASS.

"ok so before you leave, let me give you an exit ticket that is the hardest question known to man."

by requiemsrequiem August 15, 2023

Treatment ticket

Someone who is well connected such that if you hang with this person you can get lots of perks

I had a friend fly in from thailand. He's a real 'whale' so we took him down to laughlin nevada and we stayed at the Colorado belle.they really plushed us up! We were comped all our food and drinks we got a free top level suite.i guess you could say he was our treatment ticket fy
For sure!

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by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

ticket queen

What city cops call state troopers, since all they do is write speeding tickets on the highways.

Ticket queens hog all the glory.

by RoundenBrown July 28, 2022

Ticket Knitting

verb. -restaurant slang

The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.

"Our servers should NOT be ticket knitting. It bombards our kitchen staff, disrupts ticket times, and positions one server's orders ahead of everyone else's.

by SauceComet August 20, 2022

Tin Tickets

The Foil used to Smoke Heroin/Fentinyl

Holy, he smoked like 5 tin tickets and still hasn't passed out.

by JOEYJOEY1989 August 23, 2022