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card wars

"It's a fancy card game that's super complicated and awesome!"

-Jake The Dog, Adventure Time
Jake: Do you want to play card wars?
Finn: Heck yeah!!!
by Marceline Abadeer June 30, 2015
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war wacky

A term coined in the flop movie "Robocop 3" used at the near end to describe someone in power turning to the use of excessive means to put down a population's unrest with the use of a war machine, in a civil society, regardless of casualties, usually as a result of an "us vs. them" sentiment.

In the instance of the said film, the main antagonist sought to launch an all-out, military style strike with his armed forces against less fortunate civilians protesting their forced displacement.
Jim: "I heard that guy in the Middle-East's gonna stop the protests in his country using his entire military."

Mike: "Hunh, just another 'war wacky' dictator."
by Duke_13 May 21, 2011
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Console Wars

A lame thing that young teenagers do it because they have no life and like to troll about which is the best and which is the worst.
Person 1: Dude, in this console wars battle PS3 is better than Xbox 360.

Person 2: I don't care. Get a life.
by Anon12576343 November 3, 2010
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Guild Wars

An MMORPG like war craft but without the stupid 15$ a month fee. Often hated by WoW fans because they can't understand the concept of being able to log out or not having to pay for a mediorce game. A normal persons MMO game
Jeff: Dude....im poor i gota pay my WoW fee this month again
Me: Dude...ever considered just finding a game that does'nt require money every month to play? Try Guild Wars..you'll get your social life back and have fifteen extra dollars a month..and people wont randomly run up and kill you in a town.
Jeff:... Sweet *chucks warcraft box into nearest trash can* wow...i feel free now.
by Sickofwhorecraftlosers November 10, 2009
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War of Contrition

As opposed to a war of attrition, wherein two or more parties wear each other down over a period of time, a war of contrition is a situation where two or more parties won't stop apologising to each other.

Usually this happens because everyone is eager to avoid confrontation but if often leads to further disagreement.
Motorist #1: Oh, God - I scraped your door with my bumper! Let me pay for that...
Motorist #2: No, no, it's my fault, I shouldn't have parked there.
Motorist #1: Well that's hardly fair, I should have been looking where I was going.
Motorist #2: Look, there's no need to get upset, I've said it's my fault, and I'll deal with it.
Motorist #1: Mate, this was clearly my doing. Let me pay for it.
Motorist #2: Listen here - it's my car, I parked it badly on this corner, I accept full responsibility!
Motorist #1: FINE THEN! *rips wing mirrors off motorist #2's car*
Eyewitness: That was a real war of contrition right there.
by FrankyBabes January 10, 2010
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gender-war

A battle of wits and wisdom of adult human beings using child-like minds.
Mankind could have done without the gender-war and those childish humans that participate in it.
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
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war nerd

A person who takes an excessive interest in any sort of military affairs, particularly if said person is a civilian. May also be considered a subtype of wonk.
Jim knew he had become a true war nerd when he found himself salivating over the latest pictures of the S-300 surface-to-air missile.
by Pattonmat89 March 9, 2009
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