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Number Three

That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
by Biggie JT October 1, 2022
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Number 29

MAN KILLS 100 MONKEYS IN LESS THEN 10 DAYS
Number 29.
by BRAYION FALL OFF September 16, 2021
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Trump Number

The distance from the first comment you see on a post/thread on social media until someone (or bots) posts something irrelevant (usually insulting and negative) about President Donald Trump.

USAGE:

Logical fallacy/pathos/emotional appeal aimed at attacking credibility.

This is usually said by a SJW/NPC/BOT in an attempt to gain attention and synthetic social justice points by virtue signaling, and is usually followed up by insulting anyone that disagrees with them by either calling them a racist, a sexist, a bigot, or a troll; unjustly and presumptively implying ignorance and negativity towards anyone that supports Donald Trump. Generally after insulting they will not defend their argument, or insults, or will refuse to provide information as to why or how they drew their conclusion. Might tell you to "google it", or find out yourself.
Wow, the Trump Number was only 1 on the How to article about how to make a coconut smoothie. The person said, "Looks like another white male Trump supporter"

The first comment on the post about the first picture of a black hole was, "That is amazing, what a scientific achievement!", while the second post I saw was, "Maybe we can see the black hole in Trump's mind". Making the Trump Number for this post 2.
by Dao Man April 11, 2019
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number texter

Someone who uses numbers while texting, or using the keyboard, in place of the word.
Idiot: Did you know some1 tried to do that.
You: Hmph... Number texter.
by Sometimes... December 17, 2017
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leg number

When you sit too long on the toilet, and your legs go numb.
Dudeee, I just took a life threatening leg number
by Dr boyblue April 13, 2023
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Number p

When Mr Q writes number 9
In reversal
by Veronett February 8, 2019
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Number One

Number one is a way of mentioning a crush/person to your friends without your partner finding out.
I saw number one today, she/he is so fit!
by The Gull January 6, 2021
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