A sex act. The Fatmans Hammer is a follow on from a regular Blowjob. Whilst being Fellated you slowly lift your arms and your legs until your whole bodyweight is being held purely by the Fellators mouth. To finish the sex act flawlessly, you must start to spin, clockwise or anti-clockwise, until you make a full rotation.
Awesome Dude: I was getting a blowjob last night
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: And I started lifting my arms and legs until I was suspended purely by her mouth.
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: I then did a FULL rotation, clockwise.
Other dude drops his monocle into his fresh cup of Darjeeling tea
Other Dude: Dear god. The Fatmans Hammer. I thought it was a myth!
*Awesome air guitar for 35 minutes, the loch-ness monster and Bigfoot start making out, fireworks and fucking awesome laser light-shows ensue. The amount of high-fives worldwide increase by 480%*
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: And I started lifting my arms and legs until I was suspended purely by her mouth.
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: I then did a FULL rotation, clockwise.
Other dude drops his monocle into his fresh cup of Darjeeling tea
Other Dude: Dear god. The Fatmans Hammer. I thought it was a myth!
*Awesome air guitar for 35 minutes, the loch-ness monster and Bigfoot start making out, fireworks and fucking awesome laser light-shows ensue. The amount of high-fives worldwide increase by 480%*
by TheLegendaryFatmanHammer April 6, 2014
Get the Fatmans Hammermug. A Dumb hammer is a flaccid penis that is attached to a stupid, wasted, drunken man. Who will flash his penis and expect everyone to think it is something that is worth looking at.
Brian was in his house and his windows were open and he was choking his chicken and someone outside looks in and can see him spanking his money and yells, Quit abusing your dumb hammer....
Or
Brian, sittin in his lawn chair naked and wasted, sloshing his beer down his gullet, stands up and yells, "Get a load of this and stands up and waves his penis at the crowd. Someone from the crowd laughs and points, laughs and yells, PUT THAT DUMB HAMMER AWAY.
Or
Brian, sittin in his lawn chair naked and wasted, sloshing his beer down his gullet, stands up and yells, "Get a load of this and stands up and waves his penis at the crowd. Someone from the crowd laughs and points, laughs and yells, PUT THAT DUMB HAMMER AWAY.
by eve co October 4, 2009
Get the dumb hammermug. A particularly violent or aggressive female period, an extension of the expression on the blob. Generally used to describe an unpleasant or moody female.
by Rogue89 January 10, 2009
Get the hammer blobmug. by Merkin Donor III May 28, 2009
Get the ball and hammermug. by hailbop May 16, 2006
Get the sledge-hammeredmug. When a guy gets slammed by a fat chick on top. To the point when an indentation is left in the bed, or he is left with very little penis after the sex.
"Got pissed last night, met up with a chick. She was very fat and totally pole hammered me!, woke up at 3am and needed a ladder to get out of the hole she left me in!"
by Baxta December 26, 2006
Get the pole hammermug. having a girl lay on her back on the floor with ass in the air while you are horizontal above her with hands on the coutch and feet on end table jack hammering the piss out of her.
by batman63 May 28, 2006
Get the Jack Hammermug.