Garden Hoe

A woman whom of which prefers to have sex in a garden rather than in a house on any other types of surfaces.

James: Dude, this new chick I've been dating is a real garden hoe.
Sam: That sucks bro.

James: I know, I got thorns on my junk when we were doing it by the rose bushes.

by Urban slayer August 5, 2014

Garden Of Eden

If expecting a hairy surface or object, and you are instead met with a clean, well cut area. This area can be described as the garden of eden due to its unexpected well kept nature.

A girls vaginal region, Garden of eden

by redwingsisinlove May 10, 2011

GARDEN STATE

the shittest state in these untied states.
some people call it home. i call it america's shit hole.

Garden State is americas shit hole and there is nothing u can do about it.

by Bearded Abe March 19, 2005

cinderblock garden

A girl whose "garden" (vagina) is "blocked of" from the world, therefore has no sex.

I really wanna break down the walls of her cinderblock garden.

by Carmen_rocks December 26, 2015

Olive Garden

A romantic Italian themed restaurant. Endless supply of breadsticks and salad.

A place where one would take his significant other in order to propose for engagement. High class dining experience filled with a tiny diamond ring. It's all a woman could ever ask for

"hunny, let's go to the olive garden"

"sure! I love those breadsticks!"

...

"with such a magical dinner and this $5 bottle of wine, in this tour of Italy I want to ask you to marry me, so will you?"

"YES!! I always knew you were romantic!"

by binary101010100101 March 11, 2009

olive garden

Excellent Italian restaurants.

I'm moving. I wonder if they have an olive garden over there?

They do!

SWEEEEEET!

by Bran June 9, 2004

garden hose

The penis-like piece of flesh constructed in a female-to-male sex-change operation.

She calls herself a man, but her garden hose can't satisfy a woman.

by Transitionator June 13, 2010