melon-farmer

A man who's into women with large breasts.

Damn your GF is hot! Yeah man I love her melons, that's why I'm a melon-farmer!

by Biggerslol August 30, 2010

farmer jock

a rollerblader that does everything chris farmer does. does his tricks, wears the same type of clothing, listens to the music from his sections. all the while never actually admitting that he is obsessed.

You see that kid skating at that session last week? Man he was a farmer jock.

by Brandon Cook July 20, 2008

corn farmer

A simple pronunciation of the word "conformer" or someone who follows the crowd.

Man, Avril Lavigne is such a corn farmer, she just does that because everyone else is.

by Yip January 24, 2005

Dirty Farmer

When having sex missionary the person on top excretes on the sheets. Then pulls out and manovours themselves onto the other side of the faeces. Once in place the top person grabs the legs of the unsuspecting partner and precedes to pull them through like a plough. With the disgust of being pulled through excrement the standard "Ew Er!" will be heard - hence the term dirty farmer

Omg I was despirate for a shit when I was fucking George last night, ended up having a proper dirty farmer.

by dirty cat January 23, 2015

Zit Farmer

When someone has several pimples breaking out all at same time,like a farmers crops growing and sprouting up.

"Damn, Eddie has pimples all over his back!"

"Yeah, He's a Zit Farmer. He should pop them and have a pimple harvest."

by pacmanlak August 16, 2010

Drew Farmer

a sugarhoneysexybaby thats a rockstar in bed ;)

my gorgeous boyfriend

by kel March 21, 2005

hair farmer

a dude that grows his hair out like a chick

Rob Hamilton and Chad Williams are hair farmer s

by Rob Kelly_RJC December 19, 2008