shank

the act of hurting/yelling/getting in trouble/beating up/inflicting pain to someone

"i slept in late; my work is going to shank me!"

"you deserve a shanking!"

by 4llison December 22, 2004

shank the cat

To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.

see also shanked the cat

"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"

"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are involved with sally, OK!

by LaidBackGuy1988 July 31, 2006

Shelby Shanked

When you fall asleep next to a woman and wake up feeling something poking you in the back.

Dang I could have sworn that was a legit woman but I just got shelby shanked.

by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 9, 2021

Shell Shanked

To be stabbed by another peer with a sharp object like a pencil tip and then once stabbed, the victim yells "IVE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" and the game keeps going on until the final person doesn't say the shell shanked term. More fun with redneck players

A: "Stabs B with pencil led"
B: "I'VE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" I AM IT NOW

by Shell Shanked September 12, 2014

Tom Shank

A code name for "wank" used between two or more knowing participants in a situation where saying "wank" would be unacceptable.

"Ugh, I'm dying for a Tom Shank."

"I know, right?"

by Big Bazza September 11, 2007

shank and wank

using a sharpened tool to stab somebody, while then proceeding to insert ones phallus into the wound and fuck it

Henry fucked up real bad and got the shank and wank.

by lexlewis February 21, 2009

poop shank

|poōp shangk| (n.) A shank that has been submerged in feces so that when victim is shanked, an infection ensues.

The prisoner contracted Hepatitis C from a poop shank.

by T_and_A July 3, 2010