Russian Paintball

Instead of using paintballs, Russians use real ammo dipped in red paint and shoot each other for fun.

YO Nicolai lets go play russian paintball and get fucked up.

by habs218 January 18, 2012

Russian Thunderfuck

If you don't know what it is by the name, you don't deserve to achieve it.

"Yeah me and the mistress pulled a Russian Thunderfuck last night.."

by Dé Von the Blacksmith March 18, 2014

Russian Boil

Male scrotum. Often used to lure girls into looking at the male genitalia.

Boy - Oh, who wants to see my Russian Boil?

Girls - what's a Russian Boil?

Boy shows testicle.

by Minyip April 20, 2010

russian firefuck

To coat a mans dick in gasoline, and proceed to light it on fire during sex.

Jake Russian firefucked Misha last night so hard she had to go to the hospital.

by Russian firefucker December 24, 2016

Russian farewell

An aggressive handjob that results in the receiving male partner's member being torn off. Also known as a German greeting.

"She rubbed me so hard, I almost got the ol' Russian farewell."

by coolstorybro13 August 25, 2013

Russian spitfire

The act of making love to the stoma (hole) of a person who has gotten a tracheotomy. In order to be considered a Russian spitfire, you must be upside down while taking this love hole to pound town and simultaneously penetrating lung, slapping balls to chin, and getting your salad tossed.

After she took a drag off her cigarette, she said "I want you to fuck my breather pipe." I said "baby, I'm gonna give you the best Russian spitfire that you've ever had!"

by Manimal33 June 18, 2013

russian bot

Sadly what the media labels innocent libertarians/conservatives online to silence them. Our times are regressing to new forms of unjustified persecution never seen before. Wake up folks. The great culling online has begun. Who's going to stand up to the media and silicon valley regime?

Reporter walks up to old lady conservative.... 'Did you know you are a Russian bot"

Lady: no I am not.

Reporter: but it shows on your Facebook that you support the 2nd amendment and have a distrust in the media as well as believe in small government.

Lady: excuse me? Are trying to false label me into silence?

Reporter: well the Russians control your Facebook page and we believe you colluded with them.

Lady: my family fought for free speech. Let's have a war with YOU the media and companies silencing conservatives.

by NOT GOING TO TAKE IT May 7, 2018