Twitter Nap

to "nap" with a warm, comfy blanket and not to sleep but instead, tweet.

I'm tired, but I only have a couple hours til work so I'll just take a twitter nap.

by brenjadeb August 18, 2012

Crap And Nap

To take a dump before going to sleep. Similarly:

Napping Crap - to wake up with full pants.

Crapping Nap - to fall asleep whilst on the toilet.

Football practice was in 4 hours, so Bob decided that he had more than enough time to Crap And Nap.

by The Pikachu Master November 6, 2012

blink-nap

The phenomenon where you close your eyes for what you believe to be a couple of seconds, but when you open them again, several minutes to hours have actually passed.

Happens usually when you wake up to an alarm, and still feel really groggy.

I must've been really tired this morning. I woke up early, but I ended up taking a total blink-nap, and almost missed my class!

by Mr. Selectah November 30, 2011

Swedish Nap

A nap taken by two people, one of which is Swedish or of Swedish decent. Rated in levels of 1-4 increasing with the level of sexual activity similar to that of the four basis of sex.

Elsa and I took a level 2 Swedish nap today I can't wait till she lets me go to level 4!

by Mtdependable October 18, 2017

I-nap

What happens when you have been working at your computer for too long, nod off and wake to find yourself nose down on the keyboard.

Was hitting the keys so hard last night to finish my paper that I had mega I-nap and woke up drooling on the keyboard at 4am.

by Lady Bunklehead October 2, 2010

Tele-napping

When you say you are working from home but you are really falling asleep at the keyboard due to being comfortable at home. At times the napping may be replaced by watching a movie or playing video games.

I decided to work from home today but little does the boss know I was tele-napping cause I stayed up too late last night playing video games

by hansolo007 October 21, 2011

towel nap

After you have a night of drinking and mistakes you take a shower and then nap in your towel to sleep and shower away your shame.

Example: I'm so hung over so I'm going to take a towel nap.

by Renaissance1 April 19, 2014