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Moo

Moo, noun, man, verb smokabong
If you ever are lucky enough to friend a moo, you won’t regret it. A Moo is a unique rare breed of amazing. He will always have an ailment to dispute any enforcement from the law and is guaranteed talk his way out of just about anything. Moo’s need to be handled with care and should not be left alone with females that are not genuine or who display any of the typical traits of girlie girls. Moo’s are usually found around small Smokey lounge rooms and are identifiable quite easily by the sound of them coughing. If you come across a Moo you can only be his friend by exchanging him with mountains of mash potatoe with a side of meat pie. I hungry Moo is an unhappy Moo so make sure you replenish his supper regularly.
Girl, Hi !
Moo, Hey
Girl, what’s your name?
Moo, my name is Moo, do you smoke?
by Kwiteakatchladies December 25, 2019
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Moo

A person or animal that provides a cozy and comfortable sensation when you are around them or nuzzling with them
Caitlin is such a moo when she lays in her bed and watches tv
by CozyComfyMoo April 4, 2022
mugGet the Moomug.

moos

a guy with the smallest dick. always says he's not gay but we all know he is. he likes to stalk people. and probably failed no nut november
moos is gay
by huubhoudvanbb November 23, 2021
mugGet the moosmug.

Cock a doodle moo

When you get a mcdouble and put a hot and spicy mcchicken in between the patties

Best way to get two different proteins in the same meal
Friend 1: wanna go to McDonald’s??
Friend 2: yeah what are u getting
Friend 1: a cock a doodle moo, duh!
by toit man December 3, 2020
mugGet the Cock a doodle moomug.

Moo

"Moo," says the cow.
Moo is the noise cows make.
by greg gregory gregith the third January 16, 2021
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Moo cowing

When your tities pop out of your bra when you bend over
I sent over and I was moo cowing
by Jamielee6666 May 23, 2021
mugGet the Moo cowingmug.

Fat Moos

A grumpy ex girlfriend. The laughingstock of friendgroups and schools alike. All around the worst person to date, cucks so many.
Do you ever feel bad about what we did to fat moos?” “Nah she a fat bitch new jawn better”
by joeykelly1299238 January 12, 2024
mugGet the Fat Moosmug.

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