Crunch

to beat the absolute hell out of

Josh: omg did you see the fight between Zack and Nick
Pam: omg right Nick totally got crunched!
Josh: he never had a chance against Zack

by sierrxrose April 2, 2019

Crunch Coat

The extra weight one puts on from working extended long hours for an employer.

I still have my crunch coat from my last project.

by CyberGolem December 28, 2009

canadian crunch

The act of going to Urban Dictionary to look up what Canadian Crunch means after seeing an AI image of it in the Cursed AI group.

I didn't know what the hell a Canadian Crunch was so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Parksman0606 July 1, 2024

crunch punk

a punk, adjacent to both the crust punk and the wook. They may be in a stage of transitioning from one subculture to the other, or simply appreciate both equally. within the ven diagram of punk and wook you will find dread locks, piercings, lack of deodorant, vegan or freegan diet, etc. The crunch punk may wear all black and sew their patches on with floss, but the trained crusty will identify them as a wook from a mile away. type of fool who spins fire and trips acid.

"That dude in the Amebix hoodie reeks like patchouli, what a crunch punk."
"that frickin crunch punk stole my last can of yerba mate!"

by Big0Ginge April 13, 2022

Crunch

when you absolutely sock a nigga in his jaw

Tim: holy shit, johnny just got crunched
Jim: I aint ever seen a nigga get crunched that bad

by apricottimefrostlegend_4 December 2, 2024

Crunch

Plural form for a group of scarabs aka June bugs;

A crunch of June bugs is like a murder of crows or a barrel of monkeys or a tower of giraffes

by Bambi barrister June 30, 2022

Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019