Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.
by Eli Jackhammer April 4, 2023
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Get the mad cactus mug.A Bitch/Hoe who has not shaved in some time, and the hair that is growing back has a similar texture to cactus thorns.
Laquanda: DAYMN TYRONE, you can see them prickles through thats bitches jeans !
Tyrone: Lanqunda, you got a cactus hoe on you ass.
Tyrone: Lanqunda, you got a cactus hoe on you ass.
by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty April 26, 2016
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Dude: let me guess, you found a cactus?
Dude: let me guess, you found a cactus?
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by Cactus47 June 29, 2015
Get the Cactus mug.When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
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