cactus

prickly, desert living, water hogging plant.

there's that pesky😒 water hogging plant that has prickles and lives in the desert called a cactus🌵

by 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 September 17, 2019

Cactus

when a man gets an erection whilst wearing tight pants. The penis then pulls on the pubes, giving a prickly feeling

person 1: ouch I'm getting a cactus
person 2: oo I hate when that happens

by FunnyGuy69420 November 15, 2019

cactus

hey alex i like you!!

i gave you a cactus to tell you

by thisiscoolio November 15, 2018

Cactus

A small to tall green thing that has prickly things and hurt when touch and it’s pricks are like splinters.

I touched a cactus and now there’s a small prick in my finger .

by Cactus-saint-waffles May 30, 2021

Cactus

Cactus is mysterious. They would love to fucking die. They have a life filled with rotting in jail.

Cactus is not friendly. They would probably stvb you if they had the chance.

by WackiCacki December 06, 2023

cactus

a stupid ass prickly plant that thinks it’s being slick by putting prickles aLL over it so when you think you’re touching the smooth part, you are not.

hey george do you have a cactus?
no tom, i hate those stupid plants

by epicdefaultdancer August 24, 2019

Cactus

Caktus is the one person who will boost your confidence with a million.

She's always there even though she might not say anything, but the mere presence of her makes everyone around her happy.
If you ever get the chance to talk to Caktus you better take that opportunity.

Damn that's a pretty smile, it looks like Caktus!
I'd love to get Caktus with her.
That's not a 10/10, that's a Cactus!

by Robbie Sportacon December 13, 2016