The Greater Depression

Term for the Depression in the beginning of the 21st century, as opposed to "The Great Depression" of the 1930's.
The Great Depression: A chicken in every pot, and a car in every garage.

The Greater Depression: A digital converter box for every TV, and a golden parachute for every failed bank executive.
by TubaJim February 17, 2009
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noah depression

The feeling when you realise that noah has been an important part of your life ever since 'stranger things' popped up
and all these 'noah schnapps edits' on Instagram make you wanna die cuz the people who made it are talented and their getting noticed, youre just there liking them and not getting noticed
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Stranger things fandom and noah STANS that has never met him:OMG I MISS HIM:'( the noah depression is kicking in. OMG
by schnappbacktorealitiy April 04, 2019
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depression wannabe

A person who cuts of says "I'm depressed rn gtg cut I'm so sad" but ince you even try to stop them they're all like "OMG U JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME AND IVE KILLED A PERSON WHEN I WAS FIVE AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN AND MY MOM SUCKS SO DONT EVEN TRY STOPPING ME!!" and if you don't reply they'll be all like "IM STILL GINNA DO IT" .... "ILL DO IT!!" And you're forced to either look like a dick or submit to their wills
"Sierra is *such* a depression wannabe, she always pretends that she kills people and she's cooler than she really is."
by Actually and literally no one October 30, 2017
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Jachary depression

Jack Avery and Zachary Herrons ship name that has now been put on hold because of Gabbie Gonzella safe to say this ship is bow sinking
Gabbie ruined my jachary ship now i have Jachary depression
by Jachary April 09, 2018
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Depression Grinder

A videogame where the player performs mundane tasks repeatedly (aka grinding) in exchange for rewards (that are usually randomized and disappointing) in lieu of fun and compelling gameplay.
"Ugh, why would you buy lootboxes in a depression grinder like that?"

"I quit World of Warcraft when I realized how much of a depression grinder it is."
by IMJL January 01, 2018
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Fack Depression

The feeling of being upset yet happy at the same time over the ship of Finn Wolfhard and Jack Dylan Grazer (other wise known as Fack ) as they may be acting cute together or that they may not exist or, which is already true, are perfect for each other and it’s so perfect that it hurts. Symptoms include no sleep, not eating, not talking to anyone, heartaches and Depression in general ( the kind that makes you feel too happy that it leaves you sad.)
Person 1: “Woah you look aweful what happened to you? Did you not sleep again?”
Person 2: “Nope I’m just suffering from Fack Depression at the moment.”
Person 1: “Damn good luck recovering.”
Person 2: “Heheh thanks I’ll need it...”
by facklover2701 August 11, 2018
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