Thanks Obama

A phrase (used sarcastically) to blame one's problems on the president, regardless of whether or not they have anything to do with the presidency.

"Miley Cyrus was still Hannah Montana when George Bush was president--- Thanks Obama!"

by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

Sexual ThanksGiving

Another name for Valentines Day; the holiday is similar to thanksgiving in that the few days leading up to turkey day you abstain from over eating so you can make a total glutton of yourself on the one day where nobody looks down upon such an act. On sexual Thanks giving you abstain from intercourse a few days prior so you can have a marathon sex session that rivals Sting's best efforts, may also be used for an anniversary or birthdays.

Wife: What are we doing for Valentines Day honey?

Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!

by I got you back July 13, 2009

Thanks Morrissey

Phrase to be used when someone delivers bad news in an otherwise pleasant conversation or time. It comes from the idea that Morrissey (solo artist and frontman of The Smiths) wrote depressing lyrics which were then often juxtaposed with quite upbeat or happy music. For example the song "Girlfriend in a Coma" or the chorus lyrics to "There is a Light that never comes out"

Dave - "My wife is pregnant, I'm going to be a father!"

Sally - "That's awesome, congratulations Dave!"

Steve - "The baby might be born with a disability"

Dave - "Oh thanks Morrissey!"

by Jack Of Quack February 25, 2009

Think Tankie

a person who is professionally involved in fear mongering, bigotry and the spreading of fake news and propaganda while working for organizations similar to ASPI that are funded by weapon manufactures who literally manufacture tanks.

did you see that guy spreading that pseudo scientific fake news paper on twitter? he literally works for ASPI. LoL such a Think Tankie.

by mitosan September 28, 2020

in the tank for

1. To be a solid supporter for a political candidate.

(Used especially with members of the news media, who are meant to be objective.)

2. To be a solid supporter of someone.

"Like nearly everyone in the news media, the three of us are totally in the tank for Senator Obama."

by zed421 March 4, 2008

thanka

means the same thing as "Thank you", only abbreviated (has an appealing sound to the ear)

Waiter: "Would you like more tea ma'am?"

You: "Yes, thanka."

by [so] ghetto September 15, 2007

reserve tank

The lingering powder in the back of your nasal cavity that drips down your throat and just keeps giving you an extra boost after you've already been blowing lines.

"Damn! I thought I had snorted down all of that adderall, but I keep tapping into my reserve tank."

"Good thing I still have some blow left in my reserve tank. I'm all out of lines."

by agenthb April 17, 2010