MAD COW

MAD COWs - Mums And Dads & Carers Of Wobblies. And acronym for the parents and carers of people with a disability. Originated in South Australia in 2009 by mothers at a disability playgroup.

Missy is off to her MAD COW group.

Tash is having the MAD COWs over for a BBQ.

by Naughty Naomi June 9, 2010

cow play

A fetish in which one participant wishes to be "drained of cum" much like a cow being milked.

Man: Cindy and I tried cow play last night

by Magnus(RBF)Bane April 28, 2017

cow-flap

What is left behind after the cow's departure. Utterly worthless or groundless assertions.

The farm boys practiced their discus throwing with dried cow-flap(s), but it was useless on their exams.

by Take-my-word-for-it October 7, 2013

cows fly

the act of multiple bovines suspended in mid-air or in mid-air motion. used as a way to compare with something seemingly impossible or unpermitted by authorities.

A: hey, do you think your parents will let us borrow the car so we could drive halfway across the country to see that adults-only Metalheadz concert? B: Yes they will...and cows fly.

by Spritaek April 26, 2011

cow egg

somone who is a complete fucking idiot

joe: *does somthing stupid*
bob: joe your such a fucking cow egg

by sniper nate May 24, 2022

impregnating cows

Ryan Quirk putting his hand up a cows ass

ryan was impregnating cows on a daily bases

by BigBen\ November 12, 2009

cow plop

a fundraising event that involves fencing off a small area, spray painting boxes with numbers in them, selling raffle tickets with numbers matching the boxes, setting a cow loose in said boxed area and wait for it to shit and if it shits on your number you win

Y’all gonna go watch the cow plop s’evenin’?

by fucken West Virginians January 29, 2018