TED

Ted is a boss fortnite player better than ninja and ali-a.

fortnite is such a ted.

by Okijuhy June 10, 2018

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

It's used when you say something important but that not many people consider or even think about.

thomas sharpe from crimson peak is one of tom hiddleston’s best characters please appreciate him and thanks for coming to my ted talk

by Linient May 31, 2018

Dirty ted

When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth

i did a dirty ted this morning at the park

by anonymous August 29, 2022

Fort Ted

Fort Ted.

"fort ted"
"..."
"okay"

by wazzcock September 11, 2022

A Ted Talk

A person that lectures or rambles continuously about their life or supposed subject of expertise.

Is she done having a ted talk, we want to checkout our items

by jondich May 4, 2022

ted hankey

The act of pulling the plum off of oneself.

He was home, he was alone, so inevitably he had a ted hankey.

by Garren Bell May 12, 2022

Ted

AN AMAZING MAN WITH LARGE MUSCLES AND BALLS THE SIZE OF JUPITER(s) WHO HATES IDOITS

person 1: Ted is muscle
person 2:ye

by BICKDIGGAMINGCOOL2434658 November 7, 2022