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blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!
P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan
by noodleteddies November 10, 2020
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saggy teddy

The act of slapping someone in the face with your nut sack
You keep acting up and I'll give you a saggy teddy.
by Bobswally buckenfach March 14, 2016
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Teddy

An extremely hot man/boy who has a huge dick and can preform any sexual position you can name. Teddys normally have a couple of things that they are really good at and are okay at everything else. Teddys are really good at building things and fixing things. Teddys are extreme funny and all girls that he makes I contact with her wet and say “screw me please” but teddy won’t because he’s not a man whore but he probably has a beautiful girlfriend and treats her right. Teddys are ripped and shedded and look badass riding dirt bikes. Teddy is also self deprecating in a funny way but he also always has to be correct. Overall Teddys are very sexy and hot and funny and Teddys are also very athletic. Teddy alway treats his girls right. Teddy is the Alfa male 96% of the time.
Teddys coming by, don’t make Eye contact or you will be extremely turned on
by White clawes are for women December 8, 2020
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teddy gene ewers

the name of a stud who gets the hot chicks other wise known as tge
that dude is a teddy gene ewers he gets all the ladies
by cokenewspaperwagglebattery February 19, 2018
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Teddy

Usually has the largest dick in the friend group and can pull any girl out there
That guy is so hot, I bet his name is Teddy
by Jeffy is deaf-y August 21, 2021
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Teddy Bear

A nice gift to give to a lover or a crush and is only bad if said crush takes that bear and leaves to never talk again to said giver
Dude I really wish I would have gave her another teddy bear
by Ganghisgan June 29, 2021
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