teddy jordan

Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .

I can’t believe Teddy Jordan came on Erin jordan

by Banana ABBA March 11, 2020

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(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts

“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”

“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”

“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”

by littleblvebird June 6, 2023

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Teddy

Extremely attractive, but in a cutesy childlike way. Sometimes refers to someone hot in a more sexual way but mostly lighthearted romantic fluffiness. (Generally a man)

"Dude, that guy is such a teddy."

"i KNOW right? He's so cute."

Or

"My teddy is sooo handsome."

"Really let me see?"

"He's over there."

"Oh wow he's hot!"

by FinchsQuietCorner_ May 8, 2024

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Teddy

An extremely hot man/boy who has a huge dick and can preform any sexual position you can name. Teddys normally have a couple of things that they are really good at and are okay at everything else. Teddys are really good at building things and fixing things. Teddys are extreme funny and all girls that he makes I contact with her wet and say “screw me please” but teddy won’t because he’s not a man whore but he probably has a beautiful girlfriend and treats her right. Teddys are ripped and shedded and look badass riding dirt bikes. Teddy is also self deprecating in a funny way but he also always has to be correct. Overall Teddys are very sexy and hot and funny and Teddys are also very athletic. Teddy alway treats his girls right. Teddy is the Alfa male 96% of the time.

Teddys coming by, don’t make Eye contact or you will be extremely turned on

by White clawes are for women December 8, 2020

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