techno-troglodyte

Someone is incapable or unwilling to learn, understand or use technology in any of it's forms.

Formed from techno technology and troglodyte (cave man or woman)

DOES NOT have anything to do with techno music

My grandma can't use a smart phone, computer or even a vcr player, as she is a techno-troglodyte

by Daniel-Lyndie December 2, 2010

Techno rape

The painful slowing down of a computer that ocurs when you connect an iPhone to a Windows OS

Sorry got to drop the Skype my iPhone's Techno rape my laptop and I cant even surf for porn it's that slow.

by Bed-Bugscouk August 6, 2012

Techno

Techno is the Devil’s music!
the hypnotic voodoo rhythm, a reckless dance down the Devil’s road of sin and self-destruction.
leading youth to eternal damnation in the fiery depths of hell!

Techno is made up of such subgenres like acid, detroit (dead), minimal, deep, german, and swedish.

by Virtual Ouija March 4, 2018

techno clippy

a girl by the name of Sophie who always has at least one clip in her hair every time she ties it up.

"Oh Techno Clippy! Is that a clip I see?" I ask with a grin.

"Same with your golden streak." She winked.

by supersmartygamergirl February 12, 2019

Technoblade

Technoblade is a pig who plays Minecraft.

He is supposedly the second best player only beaten by dream.
He has 1500 win streak in bedwars.

He and shotgun raids won the first ever Minecraft Monday.

I watch technoblade on YouTube.

by Picklerick13 June 27, 2021

Technoblade

A weapon from the cartoon series Ninjago, specifically from the third season, "Rebooted"
It has the power to hack into Cyrus Borg's technology and allow it to be controlled by the ninja

Zane struck his technoblade against the hovercopter, hacking into it and gaining control.

by SG80 July 28, 2021

Technoblade

An American youtuber who became popular for making Minecraft videos. He is the true ruler of the Dream SMP and absolutely dogged on Dream in there 1 v 1. He majored English in college and is also a profound philosopher. He is famous in the philosophy community for his deep thoughts on the status of Hypixel Skyblock.

Child: "Do you know who Technoblade is?"
Me: "Yes, why?"
Child: "Because Dream is better than him,"
Me: "No he is not you uneducated Stan"

by Arnold Shwartinager April 7, 2022