French Teacher

A bitch. Miss Bitch. Or as she will insist on being called, "Madame Connard-Merde"

French Teacher

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 19, 2023

good teacher

someone who knows there students and cares abou them

mr holand is a good teacher

by mr huksalot September 13, 2019

Pe teacher

1. A person who was good for nothing so they chose to do that job
2.just a regular nonce tbh

The pe teacher touched my coochie because he's a nonce

by Sluttysara May 30, 2020

MY TEACHER

kinda sus. think she's imposter. pretty sure she vented in electrical.

lol my teacher is sus

by cut the cameras October 21, 2020

relief teacher

a spare teacher, usually there when the main teachers aren't there. everybody will mess around with them and make sure they have a really hard time except for that one kid who always wants to play stupid games after working out some easy equation.

bob: nah that kid's name is bob, i'm bill.
bill: yeah he's bob, i am bill.
relief teacher: alright.
bob: *throws paper at teacher*
relief teacher: who was that?
bob: yeah that was hayley over there
hayley: iT wAS nOt ME!
random kid: gUyS jUSt sToP wE wANt tO GO oUt fOr a GamE

by AustralianESHAY October 26, 2021

English Teacher

A dumb fucking monkey that wanted to be a teacher but she was too retarded so she settled for English . They tend to have a FUCKING MASSIVE ego and they think what they do is important, even though they have the attention span of an un-laised fucking shoe

Fuck off you daft fucking English teacher

by BiggerMike November 28, 2018

Substitute Teacher

The act of sitting on one's non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. Similar to The Stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).

I'm a little sick, but it's nothing that a beer and
a quick substitute teacher can't fix.

by MFLB October 4, 2010