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Black Market Tampon

Don’t trust a Black Market tampon, for they may have used fiberglass instead of cotton.
Ms, smith: Man this black market tampon I bought sucks.
Me: dumbass.
by Jxckson April 1, 2022
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Tampon Tim

Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.
Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.

Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
by I_like_farts August 14, 2024
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Tampon

A tampon is a product tht girls shove up there pssy , so a man doesn’t stick there pepe in there 😺
“I need a tampon”

“B df u need tht for ..? Cant stick my unicorn horn up there ..!?”
by qtvxsa March 16, 2022
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Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes
Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.
by Twaat_head April 25, 2015
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Tampon

It’s tony lopez but with his pink hair. He looks old and used, and he probably thinks the 5 year olds are gonna come running to him.

Spit on it 😏
“Hey do you have a tampon?”
“No, I don’t want Tony Lopez inside of me”
“Bitch what-“
by grifeettoes October 16, 2020
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used tampon

any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth
Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."

Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"

Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."

Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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Cactus Tampon

When people are curious about what you are looking at / buying at a a store and crowd your space for no reason. I could be looking at Cactus Tampons and some jerk comes along to see what you are looking at.
Go away you cactus tampon, I need my space when I shop.
by Old_Crow_242 December 11, 2023
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