While your laying face down on the bed and a large black man launches himself like a frog across the room. Landing his large throbbing shlong into that bare ass, positioning himself like Spider-Man, and going absolutely ham on them cheeks.
by Retardedonius July 8, 2025
Get the Tactical Nigga Fuckmug. A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.
by patcat November 11, 2019
Get the tactical spatulamug. Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.
Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.
by ballboy8===D-- December 4, 2018
Get the tactical bonermug. A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war
(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
by Yesperson2000 February 2, 2022
Get the Tactical Microwavemug. by Xooxnickxoox March 22, 2021
Get the Tactically stallmug. When you feel drunk, but it is too early to go home. So you go the toilet and throw up, and then you feel a lot better
guy 1 "im going for a tactical tjunder"
guy 2 "okay, hope you'll feel better"
10min later
guy 1 "YO, WE NEED MORE DRINKS IN THE BAR"
guy 2 "okay, hope you'll feel better"
10min later
guy 1 "YO, WE NEED MORE DRINKS IN THE BAR"
by Flexsis November 20, 2011
Get the Tactical tjundermug. Tactical growth is cutting or growing you hair to meet the demands of the current climate for example cutting your hair when it is too hot or growing it when it is too cold.
Friend 1 : ahh chris i see you have a fresh new cut
Friend 2: yeah my head was too hot with my boff
Friend 1: Ahhh tactical growth
Friend 2: yeah my head was too hot with my boff
Friend 1: Ahhh tactical growth
by SDL3YR1 May 17, 2011
Get the Tactical Growthmug.