Tactical

(with respect to a point in time (or space))

An adjective used to attach an expected delayed arrival to an otherwise precise date.

Alternatively also used to attach an expected imprecision to an otherwised fixed meeting place.

Gabi: "Let's meet at a tactical 12:15."

*Maja is on time, Rosi isn't*

Maja: "Where is Rosi?"

Gabi: "Don't blame him, we agreed on a tactical date."

Maja "Fair."

by Tactical Tactician April 9, 2025

tactical shitface

When you tactically time getting wasted to not fuck you over later.

Francis: “Hey Florent are you sure you want to finish all that beer tonight? Tomorrow you have to work right?”
Florent: “Don’t worry, I have the morning off, so I can go for a tactical shitface.”

by Edy Francis December 3, 2017

Tactical Burstin

When you plan to go on a date in Folkestone and there's a likely chance of getting some poom poom so you book one of the Grand Burstin's £29 rooms.
Even if your date doesn't put out the room cost less than a standard round of drinks so it doesnt matter

He booked a tactical burstin because he thought she would put out

by af2 June 7, 2019

Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ

Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.

"I have Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ, dude. I don't wanna get drafted into WW3!"

by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025

Tactical Baptism

Waterboarding

Bro, I just gave myself a Tactical Baptism

by Jakalbins November 23, 2019

Tactical Blow

Right after you blow your load in a chicks mouth she spits in your eyes saying “get flash banged”

Dude 1: I got tactical blown last night.
Dude 2: that sucks looks like you still have some in your eye.

by Tofu_Bread July 25, 2022

Teemu Tactical

A wannabe operator type who buys everything from knock-off Chinese discount websites at cut rate prices.

That security rent-a-cop is such a teemu tactical billy badass wannabe operator.

by kimmerB August 4, 2024