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two pump chump

A male who prematurely ejaculates
"Dave M, is such a two pump chump. that he blows his load before he even see the gold,"
by Spanish Lighting September 28, 2009
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two-twelve (2-12)

mano y mano; a one on one convo, a debate between another nicca (no homo)
yo, let me two-twelve (2-12) wit u real quick...

...but ima two-twelve (2-12) wit chu lata aight. im out...
by SiZz August 14, 2007
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two finger salute

The act of using only the middle and index fingers, while bending the other fingers at the second knuckle, and with the palm facing the signer mean "fuck you" in the United Kingdom.

The "two-fingered salute", also known as "the two" and as "The Vicky" in the West of Scotland, is commonly performed by flicking the V upwards from wrist or elbow.
The assistant professor lectured today. We gave her the two finger salute and left the class.
by michami January 11, 2010
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two-faced

bitches that pretend to be friends with you and then talk shit about you.
1.linda
pacino
2.natalie
norris
yea basically them :

that two-faced bitch just talkd shit about me after she was all nice to me.
by flower child* June 13, 2007
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two-faced

a friend who's the sweetest person when alone with you but a bitch who doesn't acknowledge you when with other friends. she makes you indirectly look bad so she can seem better. a hypocrite, a backstabber, a fake.
she is possessive of her own friends (even the ones that YOURE friends with too!) and makes herself seem like the victim when it's really you. (WTF?!)
SHE MAKES YOU LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
roommate1/fake friend: bye guys! see you later! *hurries out*
me: where is she going?
roommate2/real friend: to go hang out with some of our other friends
me: ....i didn't know about hanging out today
roomie2/real friend: that's cause she didn't want us to go too
me: two-faced..
by julee yousab March 18, 2011
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two cents

A non-requested opinion
Don't let Wanda add her two cents in what's not her business.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 20, 2005
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two dollar cop

A low-paid rent-a-cop with attitude. A thug cheaply employed as a private security guard who struts like a wannabe cop. A uniformed goon or dickhead with a badge.

Examples include: nightclub bouncers and public transport inspectors.

Just like items available from the Two Dollar Shop, the two dollar cop is easily paid for but badly put together and unsafe because it does not meet the normal quality assurance standards.
"I got abused and fined $167 by this Connex two dollar cop for having my foot on the seat, while a junkie was vomiting on the floor two seats away."
by gillfish March 16, 2009
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