Turkish Fart

Everyone knows her name , the most foul smelling being known to man. Constantly clearing rooms, changing underwear, and destroying peoples lives.

The boy had to always change his bedding after the turkish fart's left poop particles on it.

by Realist # 1 May 21, 2011

turkish bubble bath

when a guy cumz in a girls mouth then she blows bubbles with it while the man washes his dick with the bubbles

my mom got mad at me for gettin dirty outside so she took me inside and gave me a turkish bubble bath now im all clean

by turkish killa March 26, 2009

Turkish hot pot

A turkish hot pot was a newish school term, for shitting in a vagina, and beginning to lick it out. A disgusting school boy phrase.

I would like a turkish hot pot.

by alpro July 7, 2009

turkish delight

A twisted version of "The Blumpkin." A man performing oral sex on a female while she defecates.

"My girlfriend gave me a wicked Blumpkin last week and so I returned the favour with a Turkish Delight!"

by firewithfire July 15, 2006

Turkish Sandwich

It's where you're banging a girl, whilst she's sucking your grandfather off, meanwhile it's all being recorded by your father. The coup de gras of the Turkish Sandwich however is that your mother is in the kitchen making Belgian waffles. Yum!

Wouk gave Anj the Turkish Sandwich, than enjoyed some tasty waffles afterwards.

by Pew@Staghelm September 8, 2009

Turkish Delight

1. A delicious rose flavored desert.

2. A sex position wherein a hairy man ties up a woman using roses, then proceeds to sit on her face, and ejaculate on her chest, all whilst smoking cigarettes on a Turkish rug (Ottoman optional). Armenians are banned from using this position.

He gave her some Turkish delight yesterday.

I love Turkish Delight!

by Arnie Linson October 21, 2014

Turkish barber

The complete opposite of Jewish barber where a man from Turkey becomes a barber. It is used to slag someone of or describe someone who you dont like.

James W "OMG, i hate Craig G so much"
Raab A "Why"
James W"Just because he is a stupid turkish barber"
Raab A "ohh ok i understand"

by Robert G Allison July 15, 2010