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travel butt

A minor yet uncomfortable bodily affliction whereas when one becomes constipated for the first few days on a trip due to their gut feeling shy about being in unfamiliar surroundings.
I haven't pooped since the plane landed three days ago. No, it's nothing serious, just a classic case of travel butt.
by Blossomandroot May 4, 2024
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Odin's travel tax

Clothes or jewelry you lose on a road trip.
"I can't find my earring. I guess it's Odin's travel tax now."
by Nyx13 March 21, 2024
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Travel-Fished

(verb): when you lead someone to believe that you thoroughly enjoy traveling in order to develop a romantic relationship
I travel-fished my wife by taking her on a trip to Colorado in the first few months of meeting her but now only leave the house for work, gym or church.
by jleeactive April 2, 2024
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The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours
Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw
by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022
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Safe Travels

"Safe Travels" was a phrase first coined by Steve T in 1994 prior to a business trip to Luanda Angola. It's a phrase that encompasses all sentiments such as "good health", "be careful", "stay safe" and the like. The phrase is intended to address the moment an individual leaves their residence, place of employment, hotel, or other temporary location and in transit to their destination and until they return from subject travels.
"Hey Beth, Safe Travels" or "Mark safe travels on your trip to Europe".
by Sleepin' J June 9, 2022
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Travel errant

When your husband gives you a permit to travel abroad and you use some type of illegal distribution of contraband across most of the common broadways?
Tom; yé meate I gave Vicky a fat travel errant
Redg: swr she only got a place out last night?!
by Coffeechimp September 1, 2022
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Relativistic Travel

Getting from A to B at a high enough velocity that Einstein's Special Relativity stops being a math problem and becomes your travel agent. The key feature is time dilation: for the travelers moving at a substantial fraction of light speed, time passes slower than for the people they left behind. You can cross the galaxy within a human lifetime... but you'll return to a future where everyone you know is dust.
*Example: The classic Twin Paradox. One twin blasts off on a round-trip to a star 10 light-years away at 99% light speed. For her, the journey might take 15 years. She comes home only 15 years older. But on Earth, over 20 years have passed. Her stay-at-home brother is now older than her. This isn't sci-fi magic; it's a direct prediction of tested physics. Relativistic travel is the ultimate "you can't go home again" scenario, because home exists thousands of years in your future.*
by Abzugal January 24, 2026
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