TOFI

The "Theory of Inevitably".

An acronym used to describe the believe that every action in the universe (and every other universe for that matter) are inevitable.

The man was a Tofist. He believed that everything he experienced was inevitable.

by BlueXephos7777 October 24, 2011

Toffifay

When a dirty European comes in and steals your job in the Gods blessed country the united kingdom

Joe: they let me off today, some toffifay took my job today

Richard: Again? We need jobs from our own toffifee
Joe: aye!

by Chef mcquade March 10, 2017

Toff

Toff is an amazing girl that has amazing qualities. She is funny, kind and warm hearted. When she is attracted to someone she becomes obsessed with them. She is addicted with the internet, as it makes her feel happy and excited. Her qualities makes her the most popular, and has a lot of friends. She can come across as a bitch sometimes, but that's how she is. Has an amazing figure, any boy would be lucky.

"Oh wow is that 'Toff!'?!

by coolgirl1084 August 29, 2017

toffee butter

when you theres feces in anal canal and you push it up. and when you ejaculate inside the canal the 'toffee butter' comes out

I toffee buttered her so good last night!

by vinvandope November 27, 2017

Bridget Tofu Slomka

A very good friend wh is very epic. When hyper, her epicness increaes by 20%. She has epic hair!!! >:3

Don't die, it's bad for your health.
-Bridget Tofu Slomka

by Imabatscreech November 6, 2012

add chix & tofu

1.95 at the coop
must be said in new york accent
if you get chix $ tofu and you are not satisfied you can tell the cook that it is too rare and then throw all the chix & tofu back at them
it is a good idea to save up all your flex cash and on the last day of the semester order "as many orders of chix & tofu as ya got" (new york accent of course)

yum nom nom add chix & tofu nomnomnom

nom?

by Pizzanomnom November 5, 2009

tofuman

A faggot that eats tofu. Most likely to preach about the "wonders" of vegetarianism.

by str8 4 life April 10, 2003