Lamp

Laughing At My Problems

Me:*Failed my test*
Me: LAMP

by anonymous December 3, 2020

LAMP

"LAMP" means laughing at my problems.

Example 1:
Person A: *makes a joke about something bad that happened to them* hahaha, I'm lamping right now
Example 2:
Person A&B *makes jokes about their sad past* yo not at us lamping right now

by jennieschanelbag November 23, 2020

Lamp

It means Laughing At My Problems.

I forgot to do my homework and got a F...LAMP.

by notyourtherapist November 16, 2020

Lava Lamp

Lava lamp; adj. The act of orgasming on your partners anus, causing it to pool. As your partner sinks into a nice warm bath, once under water, flatulates ( farts ) through the pooled semen creating bubbles simulating the wax globules in a lava lamp. Hence the name, needed to complete the stunt is 3.0 ml. of semen and 0.0069 psi. of flatus. Can also be done solo with good hand- browneye coordination.

Would you look at Wes he just created a Lava Lamp!

by Monsterwescoast April 7, 2024

LAMP

WHERE MOTH IS VERY ATTRACTIVE TO LÅMP

MOTH 1: DID YOU SEE LAMP
MOTH 2: LAMP
MOTH 3: BEAUTIFUL

by Mothy boi November 20, 2018

Lamp

When you are so friendzoned that you dont Get looked at like boy/girlfriendmaterial. You become so unsexualized.

James: Have you heart it?
Allan:No, what is it?
James: Oliver became a lamp yesterday.
Allan: Oh s*it

by TheCheeseseller March 6, 2018

Lamp

When you're having a good dream, seeing a lamp indicates the dream coming to a close, this usually happens during dreams that involve you being happy, ex: becoming rich

Guy 1: I'm sad my grandfather died, but I did inherit all his money.. so now I'm rich! and set for life!
The lamp: ...
Guy 1: FUCK

by girono Giovanna the gangstar July 8, 2024