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Matthew Telfer

The small little half Asian boy who gives of Jeff Dahmer vibes. The type of guy to follow you to your house and get lost on the way back. If you have a shred of melanine in your skin, the dude calls you every possible racial slur imaginable.
by sorannna234 February 5, 2023
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Harris Teeter

Harris Teeter is the King of Hairy Tits. A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Hail to Harris Teeter; the King of Hairy Tits!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 21, 2023
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@aaaar_teeeem

Someone who is not very good at arguing and thinks having the last word means being right.
You're behaving like a real @aaaar_teeeem in the comment section.
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harris teeter

The act of jerking off into a condom, cumming, squeezing the semen out into a cup of Coke and Jack, then drinking it.
"The new local gay bar is the best spot for a harris teeter."
by NeonJackie December 2, 2024
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PP TeePee

The cone-shaped structure that is built by a man’s undergarments and his penis when it’s in an erect state and acts as the main support beam for the structure.
Every time I watch a Golden Girls marathon, my man uncontrollably builds a pp teepee. Of course I always have to enter and admire his work.
by WeinerSwinger4Lyfe December 6, 2024
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PP TeePee

The cone-shaped structure that is built by a man’s undergarments and his penis when it’s in an erect state and acts as the main support beam for the structure.
Every time I watch a Golden Girls marathon, my man uncontrollably builds a pp teepee. Of course I always have to enter and admire his work.
by WeinerSwinger4Lyfe December 6, 2024
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