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The beer tastes like shit

A statement issued by famous hockey star Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks when talking about the teams recent struggles.

"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."

Refers to when things are not going your way.
This has been a crappy few weeks. Failed a few exams, lost a job, broke up with my girlfriend.

The beer tastes like shit.
by SargeTheDuck January 7, 2012
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tashy

the greatest girlfriend someone could ever ask for. has a killer personality and really nice C cup boobs. I love her so much
guy 1: you see that girl over there?
guy 2: yeah she's really hot why?
guy 1: hey man, tashys MY girlfriend!
guy 2: oh sorry, dude im so jealous.
by tommylovesyou112233444 January 23, 2011
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taste of the back of my hand

taste of the back of my hand (give you a)

To give someone a backhanded slap across the face.
Shuttup ho, or ill give you a taste of the back of my hand!
by George December 19, 2004
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Taste My Justice

A Phrase Yelled before delivering a swift, yet powerfull pimp slap to a persons face. Can be used as punishment but is mainly used as a prank and/or for abuse
Tom: Hey mate, did ya see tha-
Steve: Taste My Justice!!! *Slap*
by RakuIcarus January 4, 2009
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fan fucking tastic

that sex last night was fan fucking tastic
by Ninjalo March 11, 2004
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tastic

A viable suffix to any possible word, indicating the sheer abundance of the root. Also used to make adjectives at least 20 times more awesome.
Some guy: dude what were you just watching
weirdo: a porno. it was cocktastic

group of girls: omg it's cameron! he's so mantastic!

some other guy: whoa dude look at that house
another guy: yeah it's bricktastic
by shoveitupuras August 16, 2012
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porn taste

To perceive anything in an unsavory or poor quality. Something that is deficient in moral excellence.
"Your decorating is ugly, I think you have really porn taste."
"My professor's taste in music is porn."
by buyalex April 19, 2010
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