When something hurts so bad, physically or emotionally, it's like being impaled by a thousand swords.
Often times affiliated with Might of Many Kings (physical), and Heart of Many Swellows(Emotional).
Often times affiliated with Might of Many Kings (physical), and Heart of Many Swellows(Emotional).
It was going to be so cool when I jumped over the roof, but I missed and fell two stories. It hurt like the pain of a thousand swords.
by Nathan Hulsey January 3, 2007
Get the pain of a thousand swordsmug. Someone who is a raging homosexual who is even thought to be cheating in anything including life but especially Halo because they are pussy fags who use a fucking sword to ass rape you as you are in blue screen. I hope they get ass raped by a metal pole with spikes covered in herpes.
by Alfred William Harding IV January 25, 2008
Get the standbying sword noobmug. by marvin barrs November 27, 2004
Get the bruno the magical swordmug. A candy cane with a very pointy, very sharp end that could probably puncture skin due to someone sucking on said candy cane repeatedly for some time.
"Ow, that hurt, what did you stab me with, I'm bleeding now."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."
by t12j19c95 December 18, 2009
Get the Candy Cane Swordmug. by Some kind of moose February 28, 2018
Get the Puerto Rican swordmug. instead of putting the sword down your throat, you put it up your fucking ass or vagina. hence the name reverse sword swallowing
by tflbaby September 24, 2019
Get the reverse sword swallowingmug. Sword Fighting Fairy Faggots are gay people that live in the same house and play games known as Fortnite. To which if they kill you they are probably stripping down and sword fighting each other with their wieners. So far that some of them are re-creating one of the Star Wars films and naming it Bedroom Battles The Wiener Hardens .
by TurtleTron August 7, 2018
Get the SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTSmug.