Swedish Candycane

The act in beating a girl with your dick till she starts bleeding while your ejaculating on her face. Somewhat similar to the strawberry shortcake.

After I gave Carly the birmingham booty call i gave her a Swedish Candycane.

by Burnss22 March 16, 2009

Swedish Elbow sex

A sexual activity performed by homosexual swedish people (all the sweeds). During this activity two or more homosexual men put each others elbows into each others anus as deep as it goes. Weird, i know...GO SWEDEN

Hey, my name is Iman Khan and im Swedish. Wanna go have swedish elbow sex with me and my dad?

by Eero Paasikoski February 3, 2009

swedish

A simple way of saying "sweet" (in agreement or approval) . Meaning "ok" or "cool" in confirming an arrangement.

A:Dude, I'll see u around 7?
B:Swedish!

I'm gonna borrow your car, is that Swedish?

by kokiinventedenglish September 23, 2010

Swedish blackhole

when the partner licks their partners asshole. and after they have some Sh*t on there mouth/tongue they make out hardcore until the partners mouth is as brown as the black hole licker's mouth.

Last night Jenny wanted to do a Swedish blackhole, but i don't really like to do that. Then she threatened me with no sex; so we did it.

by Ryan J Holmes March 28, 2007

swedish

Sweden is full of Swedish, blond, bombshells with huge breasts, but the men are considered gay and/or stupid by other Scandinavian countries. The reason for this is their natural blonde hair, massively upper body strength, and their way of speaking. This normally has nothing to do with the actual men, hell, he could bring back a deer to his wife and seven kids and still be considered gay by fellow norse men.

Once about a time 2 Swedes and 2 Norwegians were gonna compete who got most fish.

The Norwegians pulled up fish after fish, but the Swedes got nothing.

Then, one of the Swedes decided to spy on the Norwegians.
Later on, he came back to his buddy, and gave the following message...

– Dom har borat høl i isen! (They've made a hole through the ice!)

we found a problem:
Example doesn't use the word swedish. Use the word in a sentence.
Fine...
Swedish men are stupid.

by Viking-way back March 25, 2007

Swedish bagpipes

1. A variety of bagpipes played in traditional Swedish folk music.
2. The male genitalia; less commonly, the penis.

You look like you have a lot of musical talent. Care to come back to my place and put your lips to my Swedish bagpipes?

by bluegrassfan February 1, 2005

swedish

Derived from the word sweet

Can be used to replace sweet in a sentence or used to describe a person, item or situation.

Yo that girl was hot!

Yeah man swedish!

or

Hey man i'll be over in half hour.

reply - Swedish

by BeSpoken February 24, 2008