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Stammering

To act foolish and jumble your words and actions around a totally hot and stunning girl. Instead of impressing her you most likely convey yourself as a dork.
I went to talk to K-girl with a well thought plan of attack, but made a dork of myself when I started stammering. What a mess.
by Nightraider December 9, 2007
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summerection

Getting an instant erection when summer vacation begins
Adam got an summerection when the school bell rung and summer vacation began
by Graub January 12, 2009
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scummer table

A table in your school lunchroom consisting of the poorest most hood kids in the school.

A table you sit at when no one wants you at their table.

You can tell it's the scummer table by the manner of dress they wear ( ratty old clothes) and a wave of stink drafting across the school lunchroom.

May or may not have lice, haven't taken a bath in weeks, also can be known by their scummy clothes and attitude.

They usually stick to themselves besides risk the embarrassment of daring to come to anyone else's table in the lunchroom, they would even get laughed at by unpopular people.
Sara got up from the scummer table and first came over to the preps table and was laughed at.

The scummers even get laughed at by unpopular people or normal people in the school and looked at as " what the fuck are you doing here", go back to your scummer table.

She was hated by all, including fellow scummers, but was tolerated by them due to being related to one of them.
by dkjrhrrr June 30, 2010
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summer diarrhea

The type of diarrhea you get when it is so hot outside that the poop inside your ass melts. Also known as summer shits/squirts.
The warehouse was so hot today that I know I will have summer diarrhea when I get off work.
by jsnb78 June 12, 2013
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summer nut

seasonal hook up. Usually comes when the weather gets warm.
"Bro my {summer nut} is coming over"
by frankys June 16, 2017
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summer

she may seem nice at first glance but behind her mask I pure evil
guy1: dude have you met summer
guy 2: no, is she hot
guy 1: yeah but she has a death glare, she nearly broke my arm.
by suddenstorm May 29, 2018
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Summer Puddin’

Engaging in random, outdoor, public sex with a homeless woman whose hot, sweaty body odor reeks of wet dog and urine.

Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.
I was walking back to the office and decided to have a little summer puddin’ as I passed the homeless camp.

Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.

I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
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