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Strawberry Milkshake

What happens when a women has her period and a yeast infection at the same time.
Because of this strawberry milkshake no one will go down on me.

Strawberry Milkshake

The act of a male cumming on a female's face and then punching her in the mouth.
I gave my girlfriend a strawberry milkshake last night.

Strawberry fudge balls

This is when you make your balls red like a strawberry by using paint, or flicking them, or sunburn etc. And you cover them in chocolate after they are red like a strawberry. You then proceed to teabag your partner. Hence strawberry fudge balls
Oh man last night I flicked my balls until they were red, and then i dipped them in Hershey's chocolate syrup and teabagged my girlfriend while i shouted Strawberry Fudge Balls!

Strawberry Squirtcake 

The act of having intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating and ejaculating inside and then pulling out and stimulating her clitoris till she has a squirting orgasm and then performing oral sex on her.
My old lady was on the rag and she wanted me to give her a creampie so after I blew a load in her I pulled out and put my cock on her clit and shook it up and down and side to side faster and faster till she squirted all over.And then I ate her out.Then she licked the Strawberry Squirtcake off of my face

Strawberry Scooter Crunch 

When a man with herpes has an outbreak & has intercourse with a women during menstration.
After inserting his bumpy penis into her bloody vagina it resembles a strawberry scooter crunch.

strawberry sunday 

when you are getting head u nut in her face then break her nose
rachel was giving me dome an I thought it would be nice TO GIVE HER A STRAWBERRY SUNDAY