Strap Eating Goddess

An aggressive, feminine presenting lesbian woman.

“Wow that’s girl was all over me!”
“Yeah she’s such a man eater.”
“But I’m a girl, so she’s a strap eating goddess!”
“Lol you wild!”

by Zoe Gawd November 27, 2017

goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)

Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”

by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

Ratchet straps

Gross, Horrible Or disgusting.

Tom Holland: That rotten banana is Ratchet straps bro.
Me asf: Nah bro all bananas are Ratchet straps.

by BIG BLZK June 14, 2022

strap on

dicks but for girls

whoa that’s a long strap on

by urfuckingmum April 16, 2020

stay strapped

stay strapped means to always keep a condom on you in order to be prepared to have sexual intercourse

Ben: yo my girls coming over
Luke: make sure you “stay strapped”

by Niggem May 10, 2024

Dirt strap

A strap or belt that leaves behind a dirty mark wherever it is worn.

Don't put on those sandals. They have a dirt strap.

by Stacerson September 27, 2025