stoner trap 

noun, any object, organic or inorganic, that will attract the attention of an oblivious stoner and effing lock him or her into place, thus rendering them useless to society for at least 10-15 minutes. eg. computers, tv, cats, youtube, video games, more weed, online head shops, trippy posters, eating

"sorry i was late, my computer was a total stoner trap."

stoner trap by dankity dank January 13, 2009

Stoner Boner 

When something is especially pleasing to someone who is under the infuence of marijuana. Usually has to do with some kind of food.

When Mike walked downstairs with microwave burritos for everyone, I got a Stoner Boner.

Stoner Boner by Armondo Ootgah October 27, 2010

stoner boners

an unofficial couple that only hooks up when high or intoxicated in some way. kind of like fun-buddies but in lower states of consciousness.

Person 1: "I saw Victoria and some random guy go into a room last night at the party and hook up, are they dating?"

Person 2: "Naw they're just stoner boners."

Person 1: "Oh touche."

stoner boners by juggalettelex February 24, 2010

stoner dog 

It's the playmate of a stoner kitten, it's the one that teaches her everything. Usually has a stoner boner.

Stoner Kitten: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS!!!?!?!"
Stoner Dog: "Relaaaax. You just smoke it."
Stoner Kitten: "Ohhhhh. Thanks my dog!"
Stoner Dog: "No worries man."

stoner dog by katekatter July 27, 2008

stoner boner 

getting excited at the prospect of getting very high at some point in the near future.

Dude we've been saving our kief for the whole semester I have such a huge stoner boner

stoner boner by themacbleezy December 28, 2010

stoner logic 

The roundabout way you have to convince certain stoners of things. Common tactics include using their delusions against them, inductive leaps, and citing universally held stoner beliefs.

Stoner: Woooo! I am mighty!
Neighbor: Dude thinks he can fly. Don't argue, or he'll jump to prove it.
Friend: What am I supposed to say?
Neighbor: Dunno. Use stoner logic.
Friend: Hey Lawrence! Where's your cape and mask, man?
Stoner: Oh shit! Um...
Friend: Lawrence, get your ass back in the house before everyone knows your secret identity!
Stoner: Shhh! I'm goin'! Quite sayin' my name!
Neighbor: Well played.

stoner logic by Doctor Fishopoulis December 13, 2008

Stoner park 

A little park, often maintained by some do-gooder organization, or based around a historic object (ie mining tools, cannons, etc...), that is used as a hangout spot for teenagers who are/are becoming/are planing to become stoned. Other ocupants can be, wannabees, and tourists who are under the (false) impression that this park is for them to sit down and rest their feet. These parks are generally avoided or made fun of by the rest of the population.

"Have you seen anyone today?"
"Yeah, i saw Harry in Stoner park"
"How was he?"
"I don't know, i didn't say hi, he was with his 'cool' friends"
"Oh"

Stoner park by Mail Carrier July 24, 2006