A simple mistake made by a stoned individual, such as knocking the ash tray. The person it most affects gets unneccesrily angry when the accident is trivial.
Sid i cant believe you dropped the zoot, thats well out of order, minus 3 tokes for you, thats not cool A typical stoner accident
by Dubvision October 15, 2009
Get the stoner accidentmug. A person who is very stingy about their herb, they never offer it to anybody (clearly defying stoner etiquette) however they are always there to bum a hit off ya whenever possible.Furthermore they are usually total dick weeds that are always very quiet and contemptuous to strangers, and are always making lame cliche remarks to every word a normal bystander says.
normal bystander: "ya dude I think im going to go to school up in Montana".
stingy stoner (steve): "what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain".
normal person: " um,..do I even know you?"
thats a stingy stoner in a nutshell
stingy stoner (steve): "what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain".
normal person: " um,..do I even know you?"
thats a stingy stoner in a nutshell
by Plotbert February 1, 2008
Get the stingy stonermug. a name in which many (i.e. dealers and acquaintances) use to call you. Many names have reason behind it either it a childhood memory or just a habit. Other names have no meaning at all and aren't used except as the person's name in someone's cell phone. A stoner name begins to consume you when you get heavier at smoking and soon there will be two of a person: the regular one with the birth name and the stoner named one.
Stoner names are not to be made fun of in anyway, shape or form. They are to be handled with respect.
Stoner names are not to be made fun of in anyway, shape or form. They are to be handled with respect.
R: Have you seen Stitches walking around here?
B: No but I've seen Vi-
R: NO! No I need Stitches.
B: He won't be back for a while, he's getting blazed.
R: Fucking stoner name changed him for the worse.
B: No but I've seen Vi-
R: NO! No I need Stitches.
B: He won't be back for a while, he's getting blazed.
R: Fucking stoner name changed him for the worse.
by Brittney Sade August 22, 2008
Get the stoner namemug. When you are so high, you google a word or phrase to find out what it means only to find it does not exist, thus creating a new word or phrase.
by Kristenkooster June 20, 2017
Get the stoner bolognamug. n. Aging British rock band fans who need wheelchairs and similar mobility assists to get around at the concerts.
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Did you get up close to see The Who at Desert Trip?
No. I tried to get to the stage but I kept tripping over all the rolling stoners on their electric scooters.
Just as well man. They kind of suck.
No. I tried to get to the stage but I kept tripping over all the rolling stoners on their electric scooters.
Just as well man. They kind of suck.
by gnostic3 November 6, 2016
Get the rolling stonersmug. A person who is normally always high, uses all natural earth like products and foods, and enjoys earth dances when the sun rises and sets.
by Nursie93 February 25, 2017
Get the granola stonermug. Movies that overexaggerate the effects of prolonged marijuana use. Movies like Half Baked. Movies you watch when you're stoned.
by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014
Get the Stoner moviesmug.