Commenting on someone's facebook status and not addressing the topic. The topic could be boring or just to change the subject and is known as Status Bombing.
Bob's Status: We're going to the movies on Friday afternoon. Going to see a new release.
Sally: My microwave is broken.
This status bomb had nothing to do with the movies. Therefore Sally has changed the subject.
Sally: My microwave is broken.
This status bomb had nothing to do with the movies. Therefore Sally has changed the subject.
by JannyShmanny March 17, 2017
Get the Status Bomb mug.A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.
She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.
by FiveDogsAndTwoKids October 24, 2017
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Friend- Bro, I fried my bakes with rass oil..they have such a wonderful smell and for some reason the same cloud keeps precipitating on my house!
Me- Loool, that's craazzzy. I'll screenshot this and statusize it
Me- Loool, that's craazzzy. I'll screenshot this and statusize it
by RJ758 November 16, 2018
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• Someone or everyone who addicted to update status
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• Someone or everyone who addicted to update status
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by R'fangilam January 7, 2020
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by Jashstar April 26, 2006
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by pummy April 29, 2009
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I am changing my profile back to "worm status" as I was getting too many annoying sidebar ads for dating sites.
by nahla1212 December 18, 2009
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