by OG White Van November 4, 2016
Get the African Fuck Squatmug. A rare and unique seating system designed for the squat toilet. Instead of assuming the popular squat stance, a more laid back position is adopted; the user literally sits on the toilet bowl, leans back and places their hands on the floor behind them for support.
Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
by P Parker October 15, 2007
Get the Spider Squat Systemmug. A sexual fetish whereby one sits naked in a pie and wiggles around. Crying is optional. Aka: Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man
Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds?
by Buffy Trace May 26, 2016
Get the Hoboken Squat Cobblermug. What caused you to want to look up Bulgarian Split Squat, what realisticly would make a man look up the word Bulgarian Split Squat on urbandictionary, you know that this site isn't going to tell you what it is too, you know damn well what a Bulgarian Split Squat is but you look it up, why not something like... assisted pistol squats, or hammer curls? the fuck man.
My friend was Hammered one night and I went through his phone and found him searching up Bulgarian Split Squats on urban dictionary, the fucker is in a wheel chair
by SpencerzHere April 15, 2023
Get the Bulgarian Split Squatsmug. Taking a dump in a flower pot because you are not in the vicinity of a water closet. Usually occurs after last call at a bar when you are walking home and get the bubble guts.
Kelton: Dude, I'm about to drop a hot load in my drawers if I don't get to a shitter soon.
Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.
Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.
Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.
Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.
by BootBanger November 17, 2011
Get the Flower Pot Squatmug. by justme62 September 20, 2021
Get the Carolina Squat trucksmug. A traditional taking of a dump aka Squat Blossom. Except that one defecates outdoors and in public. To perform the Overland Squat Blossom, one drops their pants, places their back against a wall, tree or other structure and positions their legs and feet to appear be seated on a toilet. This pseudo seated position allows maximum push and the bowels are generally released with limited collateral shittage. The ensuing assplosion will vary depending upon the fecal viscosity. Wet shits are not recommended. While the goal is to lay the perfect clean pinch turd directly below on the ground, a wet shit or rooster tail will likely trail or tickle down along the wall down to the ground.
Leroy left work one afternoon. As he was heading to the parking area, he looked along the wall near the employee exit and noticed a large pile of wet feces. It was obvious that someone had performed and Overland Squat Blossom and left quite the mess on the sidewalk. But notably, Leroy was quite impressed by the fact that there was a line of turd running down the wall to the pile below. Clearly, the defecator had rooster tailed that turd and it was not a real clean pinch.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Get the Overland Squat Blossommug.