Spunk merchant

Someone who hoards spunk (seamen)

Collects it and Laps it up.

She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.

by Lord Gannet V March 21, 2022

Spunked it

Arsenal premier league 22/23

Arsenal were in great form to win the premier league this year until they Spunked it.

by Taffyrhys April 21, 2023

Spunk

Semen.

I climaxed and my spunk went everywhere.

by otock April 2, 2023

spunk shower

A jizz facial delivered to a female by one or more men at once. bukakke

That slut got a spunk shower by 6 dudes last night.

by Jimmythejerk May 24, 2018

Trunk spunk

when you nut in a truck

"damn bro im stuck in a truck"
"lmao just do a trunk spunk"
"k"

by melodicpepper October 31, 2018

spunk mattress

A women who is spunked up by a lot of different men

Spunk mattress

by P mole December 9, 2013

blood spunk

blood spunk could be the obvious (shaging a woman whilst its the time of the month) or just a way of expelling anger ....

arrrrrhg you fucking blood spunk .
look at yus you got fuckin blood spunk on me fuckin bed.

by Napalm Viper July 29, 2012