Jerry Springer

Term used to cover up foul words where you are not able to use foul words. Best used in a restaurant environment.

That mother Jerry Springer accused me of spitting in his food.

by trEpAz November 10, 2008

spring bake

Forgoing the traditional Spring Break excursions in favor of sitting around, getting righteously stoned with your friends for a week.

John "So where did you go for Spring Break this year?"

Bill "Nowhere. We had a little Spring Bake at Mark and Eric's apartment."

by CambAngst December 29, 2008

Springfield

There are a lot of towns in the United States named Springfield. There's one in Massachusetts, another in Illinois, and another in Missouri, all with over 100,000 people. There are other Springfields that are smaller. Ohio has one between Dayton and Columbus on Interstate 70. Virginia has one near Washington, DC. It gets a lot of traffic on Interstate 95 and has a very confusing interchange. There are even smaller Springfields in Vermont and Indiana. Finally, it's that town where The Simpsons live.

There are too many cities called Springfield in this country it driver me crazy

by cuberham12 June 21, 2010

spring valley, mn

An extremely racist town full of trigger happy rednecks and drug addicts. The biggest town features are the Dairy Queen and gas stations.

I'm never going back to spring valley, mn ever again.

by okaybuthowaboutnot January 25, 2017

Javid Spine

When your lover is on top of you, she holds on to a fan on the ceiling which forces her to spin around your erected penis.

With our new ceiling fan, my wife and I did an Javid Spine last night, and it felt great.

by Scott Miller March 16, 2005

rusty spine

A very long and hard shit. So long, you think you have shat your spine out.

Dude 1: "I am in agony. I just shat a rusty spine!"
Dude 2: "Hold on my man, I'll call 911!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

to go Jerry Springer

To go Jerry Springer on someone or to Jerry Springer someone

Quotation used in the MTV reality show "The Jersey Shore" by Mike Sorrentino "The Situation".

The use of Jerry Springer is a reference to the same called talkshow "The Jerry Springer show" which is known for its verbal and physical affronts. To go Jerry Springer has a broad field of use in general meaning facing someone with the aim to provoke a (negative) reaction usually leading into verbal affronts or in severe cases even into physical attack.

I'm about to go Jerry Springer on her ass!

by zeitphantom January 17, 2011