screwballing

When one is high from marijuana and drunk from alcohol at the same time.

I've been screwballing all night.

by SouthJersey March 21, 2009

screw

a jailguard

look out for the screw while I drink this

by beat beat your meat August 3, 2003

screw the pooch

v.
1. To utterly and completely ruin a work venture, akin to "a royal fuck up".

2. The act of rendering something useless

3. To waste time. Usually connected to people not working to their potential.

"Bob really screwed the pooch on that assignment. Not a single stat was correct"

"Jen loves to screw the pooch. She has a world record high score in tetris on her office computer."

.... You know how (in the California highway construction) one guy actually works, while 3 guys stand around holding shovels watching him? - Those guys went to Screw the Pooch college to learn how to do that.

by Mcnostril January 21, 2006

sprewells

rims that keep spinnin and them hoes keep grinnin

and them hoes keep grinnin every time i stop

by q dizzle June 29, 2003

screw scratch

AKA: hicky produced by sucking on the neck with the intent of putting him/her in da mood.

When a screw scratch is visible, it leads me to conclude that someone got some!

by KMM September 26, 2005

screwming

The scream-like vocals heard from the bedroom or upstairs neighbors apartment associated with coitus.

"I didn't get any sleep last night, my roomates kept screwming."

"Stop screwming so loud, my parents are home."

by Memblin August 3, 2007

Screwmonkey

A Prostitute whom will go all out for a shag ( A slag)

Jennys a screwmonkey not that bad a shag though

by Joel Drayton March 4, 2008