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Spongebob

Dude1:have you seen that gay show
Dude2:who watches spongebob
by That kid in the shirt January 26, 2019
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SpongeBob SquarePants

Probably the most annoying cartoon I've seen on Nickelodeon. People say it's the mascot of the network. Give me a break. There are so many better and funnier shows than SpongeBob on Nick. iCarly, Victorious, Jimmy Neutron, TMNT, Fairly Oddparents (the old one, the new one sucks), LazyTown, Invader Zim, etc. Furthermore, the characters act like idiots. You have:

1. SpongeBob, who's annoying as hell and childish, acts like a baby.
2. Patrick, a person with the IQ of a rock (no pun intended!)
3. Squidward, a sad goddamn outcast.
4. Mr. Krabs, a greedy sailor who would die if his money was taken away from him.
5. Sandy, a stupid "science" girl.

6. Plankton, a slightly interesting villain, but gets hated all the time by the "good guys".
7. Pearl, a whiny asshole.
8. Bubble Bass, a fat ass nerd who wants everything when we gets them.
9. Gary, a betrayer for letting a different snail into his house.
10. Mindy, an actual good character.
11. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, two wannabe ass poser "superheroes" who could get killed by the Avengers, real heroes.
12. Squilliam, 3, but worse and more "nerdy".

And many more.

Killing Nickelodeon, along with Henry Danger.

By the way the picture on the bottom, and on the left, represents me whenever I hear that show nowadays.
Idiot: SpongeBob SquarePants is the best show ever. It's the funniest Nick show and is helpful!

Me: iCarly, Victorious? There are many better shows than your overrated ass baby show.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
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spongebob syndrome

When a TV show gets so bigger that new episodes are made regardless if they are wanted or necessary
They are turning that movie into a show, I hope it doesn't get spongebob syndrome
by the right track February 27, 2024
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spongebob denis pants

omg is that what i think it is? its a spongebob denis pants
by emily martel sucks July 8, 2019
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Spongebob Squarepants

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then he is your guy.
Hey Spongebob Squarepants, drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
by Cumdaddy24 February 19, 2019
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Spongebob

A show every teen watches but is too scared to admit it
Joshua: hey bro do you like spongebob?
Autumn: what is that supposed to mean?
Joshua: spongebob is cool and you apparently are lame and unedgy if you don't watch it
Autumn: ok I love spongebob it's the best show ever
by RainbowUnicornSparkles March 27, 2017
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Spongebob

square sponge boy making drugged patties for pennies
bro: stop being like spongebob
bro 2: no
by ADisownedSponge July 19, 2023
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