Sode

Unlike a chode, a sode is a long skinny penis.

Brad Pitt has a hairless sode

by urmomma64 May 29, 2009

Spider

A person whose round torso is not proportional to their skinny limbs, thus looking much like spider. This is usually an effect of too much drinking (beer gut).

Girl walks into the room: "damn, she looks like a spider"

by spiderhater April 12, 2009

spaded

Being high and drunk at the same time.

damn i got so spaded at the party last night

by shabo June 7, 2007

Spider Webbed

When you're eating out a girl and your gum gets stuck in her vaj. While you're trying to get it out it strings all over the place, and you leave it there for her to find in the morning.

Girl: I found your surprise you left me from last night.
Guy: Yeah you got spider webbed
Girl: You got some cleaning up to do.
Guy: Don't count on it.

by asshole45678 October 25, 2009

spede

1. Pertti "spede" Pasanen (1930-2001) finnish famous humorist, inventor and entertainer.
2. (informal) person who look or act ridiculous or stupid.

Se jätkä on ihan spede
That guy is just clown

by matti March 6, 2005

Coon Spider

(n.) A possibly mythical spider that is believed to make the ever so popular "fro" that typically grows on top of a male Negro's head. It was thought up by the people who speculated that a fro was not hair at all, but the finely interwoven webs of the Coon Spider.

Yolanda: "Man Tyrone! Yo fro is bodacious!"

Tyrone: "Yeeaa boiii! My Coon Spider's been workin extra hard, sumthin I'll never do!"

by thomas anonymous August 9, 2009

barking wolf spider

farting

(after letting out a loud fart) Dude, did you hear that barking wolf spider?

by Pugs64 March 30, 2010