Shlurp

A small fruit jello cup

Eat a shlurp with me.

by Jello cup November 28, 2020

slurpee_gaming

Hot and sexy and cool. Man who never misses and only takes W’s. This man is the next great big thing to happen in this world and his favorite mutual is @cloud_is_dead. They are the most sexiest human being to walk on this earth.

Person 1: omg did u see that I became mutuals with someone famous?
Person 2: who????
Person 1: slurpee_gaming of course! 😱😱

by Yomomma69gangsta February 22, 2021

Slurpee Tej

When you guzzle down a smooth glass of Tej but his tennis racket gets caught in your throat.

Last night Charles got dared to do a Slurpee Tej, you should've heard him on the toilet shrieking away.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

Slurpee Tej

When you are downing a glass of Tej but the racket doesn't slide down too easy.

At the party Charles was dared to have a glass of Slurpee Tej, you should've heard the noises from the bathroom after.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

Slurped Off That Hoobastank

A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.

“Man, he be slurped off that hoobastank ”.

by Loser_Real April 7, 2021

slurping on the bean

Chugging down some delicious coffee.

Woah, Jeff is slurping on the bean like a caffeine fiend over there!

by Landwhale July 9, 2021

slurpthatdicktillitcum

smackmyarselikeadrum

slurpthatdicktillitcum *instrumental*

by bussysniffer October 14, 2021