Soft Monday

Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.

For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.

"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."

by Benjo3000 January 29, 2019

Soft Rage

When you’re mad af but maintain proper composure. It’s like rage but soft

I was really mad when Billy broke my favorite glass, but it was more of a soft rage.

by MJBallskin August 16, 2019

soft times

opposite of hard times; great times

The party last night was soft times

by the arbitro September 12, 2011

Soft Tuna

A very moist, loose or soggy pussy that smells like an old unused fish tank.

Man: “her pussy is like a soft tuna.”

by Nintendo Portable Device November 26, 2019

soft yeet

when something is relatable but you're tired, so the sound you make is a yeet.. but soft

ben: man finals are really killing me this quarter
armitage: soft yeet

by hux-capacitor May 20, 2018

soft paws

Someone who can jerk off a guy while he sleeps

I tell you she is a soft paws she wanted me off and I did not wake up

by Adam with olly November 16, 2018

Soft Served

The shape of penis without getting a hard on. Also see marshmallowing.

Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!

by Mr.StealUrGirl69 January 18, 2018