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soda-stretcher

A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.
Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
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Aah, what a soda

A meme in the vocaloid community where the lyrics in the song matryoshka
"Aaa ware souda" are misheard in english as "aah what a soda"

You typically find this meme in the comment section with a timestamp and the misheard phrase
*comment section of a matryoshka video*
HATSUNEMIKUFAN39~desu:(Timestamp) Aah, what a soda
by Just some meme definer June 12, 2018
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Cat Soda

Juice from one's pussy. The milky liquid extract from a vagina.
Damn, man, I had some real good Cat Soda last night going down on my aunt.
by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018
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cowboy soda

Whiskey slang, there was not soda back in the west so all they drank was whiskey and water.
Hey bartender I need some cowboy soda make it strong!
by ImaSmartMF June 8, 2019
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Soda seed

Seeds of a soda from the plant sonaliz fantil.
We're collecting soda seeds to grow more soda.
by hidjdjejjeke November 9, 2023
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Cat Soda

Juice from one's pussy. The milky liquid extract from a vagina.
Damn, man, I had some real good Cat Soda last night going down on my aunt.
by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018
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Fraudka Soda

The class of seltzer beverages that are branded as vodka soda in a can. Many are actually just malt liquor classed up in nice packaging. Often, they are priced significantly higher than an more potent bottle of vodka and soda water.
Chad: Yo brosef, en route in Dad's Wagoneer. Just ripped a touch and go at the packy to pick up a twelver of hard seltzers. I'll need a Jackson from you to cover your half.

Thad: The chicks at Sconset Beach are gonna love us. Claws up!

Brad: Bros, I bought bottle of Tito's, six cans of soda water, and bag of limes for $18 that will get 10 of us toasty. Those $40 Fraudka Sodas won't even get you two buzzed.
by JCDUD December 1, 2020
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