Any beverage purchased at an establishment with the intent to be used as a weapon immediately or at any point during or after the beveragells consumption..
Did you see that video with that boy getting knocked out with a tea can? Yeah he got hit with the billy-club soda
by Double thunder pants March 2, 2023

by not_germany April 3, 2020

by Esquire Ink June 4, 2023

When you finish in someones mouth after they ingested a large amount of soda and they burp to add bubbles before swollowing your now disgusting load.
by life180way January 15, 2021

A mysterious substance drunk by a select few IT workers for a not so secretive rebel organization.
The substance is said to prevent the CIA from spying on you and gives you mad IT skills.
Its said to taste an awful lot like sprite cranberry (tastiest drink in the world)
The substance is said to prevent the CIA from spying on you and gives you mad IT skills.
Its said to taste an awful lot like sprite cranberry (tastiest drink in the world)
by Danklord Dolphan August 2, 2022

A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.
Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
