sucking my emotional dick

a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your ass as evidenced by his/her:

1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis

variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick

person#1: "Everything wonderful in my life is because of you."

person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"

by mannhole April 26, 2010

cock sucking queen

A camp homosexual man who participates in a bit of fellatio.

"Michael, turn the ABBA off and stop eating that man's willy you cock sucking queen"

by Daniel Hewson July 5, 2007

dick sucking leech

someone that will suck any dick in there face

that bitch cheated on me she's suck a dick sucking leech

by mr. leech March 8, 2010

Dick Sucking Bangs (DSBs)

Bangs cut across the brow to enable optimal dick suckage with minimal bang interference.

Dayumn girl you got some fresh new Dick Sucking Bangs (DSBs)

by Chance08 January 18, 2011

SUCKING THE GLASS DICK

It means to smoke crack or weed using a glass bong or pipe

there goes babie thug and lil killa sucking the glass dick again

by Babie Thug July 28, 2008

Soul-sucking man-eating whore

Amanda Harlot of Limmerick

Amanda is a soul-sucking man-eating whore. :D

by Saaaaaraaaah October 10, 2004

Toe sucking

Toe sucking or sucking toes is an art that is used when a man wishes to have sexual outercourse. by sucking on the toe's of an female leading into sexual pleasurement and the non-stop desire for more. this activity is usually done by having a male use the tongue to massage/tickle the toe's of the female. this activity may also lead too amyloidosis, sarcoidosis, hypothyroidism, Kawasaki disease, mallet toe,curly toe, hammer toe, claw toe and Tongue/toe swelling.

Damn man I swear the only reason why I failed no nut November was because of my addiction to toe sucking. from the moment I saw her toes I just had to suck them, but I ended up getting carried away with it.

by Eze zap August 19, 2019