About as useful as a dry bar of soap

Useless.

"Cba"

"You're about as useful as a dry bar of soap"

by T4Y March 30, 2022

Soap

Mmmm yummy I love soap mmmmmm yummy yummy

Hey dude "friend is eating soap" friend:Mmmm yummy I love soap mmmmmm yummy yummy

by Oobergoober2 April 23, 2023

Soap

A tactical operator in Cod that secretly dropped the soap when he was 18.

Soap: *drops soap*
Dad: ...

by GLITCHSTROKER723 September 27, 2023

Soap

A scented bar that use use to wash in your buttcrack and armpits to eliminate the order of poopskins.

You smell terrible, please use soap next time you bathe.

by PoopskinVictim June 12, 2018

I-Drink-Liquid-Soap

An amazing person yet not much is known about them except the drink liquid soap

Yo you see I-Drink-Liquid-Soap

by Wactor April 17, 2021

Unwrap the soap

Should these things really be so goddam literal?
Going To the Shops - The act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.

"Hey, Mike, I need some milk, so I'm going to the shops"

Unwrap the soap. ffs

by Sean in Dublin December 25, 2007

SOAP

The stuff that is used to cleanse your body. Soap cleanses the deep untouched crevasses of your body that are dirty. Some people say soap is unnecessary, but it is if you want to have any relationships at all. Without soap the world would be an awful place with B. O. and everyday life would constantly be ripe.

Tyrone: Man did you use soap? Because you my friend are ripe.

Sally: No, I did not soap is useless.
Tyrone: FALSE!!!!

by NOOOOOOOOOoohgrgvjsht November 18, 2018